soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
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did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
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Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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