what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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