I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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