Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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