You're completely useless in the revolution.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
this boner is exhausting
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Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
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Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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