He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
