i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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