I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
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Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
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The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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