Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
My vagina is very pro this idea
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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