im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
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my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
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I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
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