doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
He passed out mid-signature
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
True strength comes from lack of pants
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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