that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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