I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I touched a dick in church today
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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