If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
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she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
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She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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