Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
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