I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
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my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
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Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
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