i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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