In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
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my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
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have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
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I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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