i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
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There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
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what are you doing with your life
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
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True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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