i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
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We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
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I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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