i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
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I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
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Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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