i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I just got carded by a ten year old.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
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