I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
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You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
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Is her dick bigger than yours?
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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