She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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