NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
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