I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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