yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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