on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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