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Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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