When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
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He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
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How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.