Jerry, you need to find god
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
he thought i was a dude.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
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we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
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I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube