Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
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It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
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We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
this is an emotional support booty call
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Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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