sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
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My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
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We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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