I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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