Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
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And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
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Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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