The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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