I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize
