Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
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There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
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I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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