smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
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In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
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I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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