Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Please, let me fuck your mom
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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