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so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?

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(847): so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend? http://tfl.nu/ywt9

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if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.

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(661): if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies. http://tfl.nu/xdyr

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Do you remember last night at all? Be honest

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I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.

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(703): Do you remember last night at all? Be honest (215): I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps. http://tfl.nu/7u3j

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I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk

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(410): I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk http://tfl.nu/7pu8

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i'm in his phone as sushi coochie

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(610): i'm in his phone as sushi coochie http://tfl.nu/9tzp

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(757): View more from Virginia

I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.

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(757): I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping. http://tfl.nu/aea5

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I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.

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(850): I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized. http://tfl.nu/cbfh

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he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.

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(412): he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart. http://tfl.nu/72dk

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Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.

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(610): Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever. http://tfl.nu/x9w2

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And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.

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(251): And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day. http://tfl.nu/qr88

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He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.

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(847): He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited. http://tfl.nu/2tlf

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Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.

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(850): Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award. http://tfl.nu/qxv7

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I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself

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(406): I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself http://tfl.nu/7ngm

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I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.

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(902): I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas. http://tfl.nu/cu8d

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We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.

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I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.

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(803): We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night. (864): I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this. http://tfl.nu/ixlj

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