ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
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It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
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My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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