Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
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i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
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He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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