hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
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i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
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So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
We are all done wearing pants today
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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