Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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