I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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