p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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