So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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