the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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