so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
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at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
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My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Is Oprah even human
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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