You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
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