at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Randomize
