Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
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eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
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You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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