you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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