North Korea, Best Korea!
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
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